Turns out I’m a jet setter.
What a shame it would be to visit the fair city of Dublin simply to tour a recycling plant. Am I right? Yes, I’m right. And, because we’ve stockpiled enough points through our evil plastic cards to jet me there for “free”, I’m left with no choice but to swoop in and save the day for my overworked man.
This trip was booked very last minute and I’ve been in crazy town trying to get ready for it. Leaving 18, 15 and 13 year old siblings alone for ten days just isn’t as fun as it may sound. Sure, I get to take off into the wild blue yonder, but I’ll be far from carefree.
Bills have to be paid. (It’s always nice when the credit cards actually work and the kids are able to flick a switch rather than a lighter to see where they’re going) Emergency cash tucked away (it will be interesting to see what they deem an emergency – pizza anyone?), oodles of food (I use that word loosely), plenty of toilet paper, heaven forbid, a calendar glowing like a string of Christmas lights with multi-colored bulbs encircling the 50 events that could apparently happen at no time other than the ten days we’ll be thousands of miles away, clean clothes, rides organized, laws laid and riots read.
Then there’s the baking guilt. Guilt that’s been rising ever since I found out I was going away without them. Thank goodness I haven’t known for long, thank you, oh kind travel Gods, but I still can’t help myself. After all, our last two trips to the greenest of isles are amongst our family’s most treasured memories, so it’s hard to feel good about leaving anyone behind. You know, Ohana n’ all.
Luckily though, I’m not made of 100% pure patheticester. I am looking forward to quality time with my husband who is meeting me there after being away for the last week on business and to seeing the many family members I have living in the North.
Anytime guilt can be presto’d into something sweet smelling, warm and comforting we’ve uncovered a glistening, no-stick lining, have we not? And, I don’t know about you, but I’m big into magical baking.
That calendar is blinking away on my wall Hazy!
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You can turn it off now. 🙂
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easy to make my mark , magee
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I’m sure they will forgive your disappearing act with that magnificent slab is plonked down in front of them – yum yum!
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One can only hope, TooFull!
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What a crazy time … Making sure you have your list of things to do … all ticked off before you go … Have a great time.
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I want a piece of that right now! Enjoy your trip. We were just talking about going to Dublin. Sounds cool.
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Dublin is awesome, Phil. Book your flights! ;0)
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Now I’m hungry for cake!
Have a great time 😀
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Whip one up, Dianne. You can share it with your pesky housemate! 😛
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Haaaa! Yes – I’m sure it would go very well LOL 😀
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“Anytime guilt can be presto’d into something sweet smelling, warm and comforting we’ve uncovered a glistening, no-stick lining, have we not?”
Prior to reading that sentence, I wouldn’t have thought guilt or anything “glistening on a no-stick lining” would sound particularly good. Now, my mouth is watering, and I’m not even that big a fan of cake.
Have fun on your trip!
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Ha! Thanks Dex!
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