Something’s been gnawing at me a while now. I tried to bury it a long time ago, but lately it keeps popping up in the most inopportune places. It’s really sunk its teeth in and I’ve been forced to chew on it almost daily.
I have a sneaking suspicion I used to be a dog.
Any friends reading right now are releasing a collective ‘Yeah’.
It’d make sense. It would explain why I’m so intolerable of their behavior. Of dogs, that is – not friends.
I mean, drooling, passing gas and scratching your butt in public? C’mon! Jumping all over humans and dry humping strangers without even so much as a facebook friend request? Just not acceptable. Always needing to be the center of attention and sleeping all day long? Indulgent!
Get a hold of yourselves, you mangy mongrels. We are supposed to be above all that!
But, back rubs are a gift from God. I know, I know. Who doesn’t feel this way? Although, for me…an hour is too short – all day, not enough. Someone could brush my hair ‘til the cows come home (herding cows is where our similarities end) and a pedicure tends to put me on edge. I prefer to bathe myself and an evening by the fire would never go unappreciated. Having my food brought to me is a dream (literally) and it goes without saying, I’m much more obedient when there’s a treat involved.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure being a dog was almost the perfect life, but sadly, I had t give it up. Way too many typos…
I have to agree with all of that Hazy. Dogs of a ‘fur ther’ stick together. Oh that was bad! 😉
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Yes. Yes, it was. 😛
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This would be a good one for “dogs wearing glasses.”
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Well, this dog is definitely wearing glasses! Thank you for coming by! 🙂
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LOL! Me too because I just love a tummy rub! 😀
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Ha…tummy rubs rate pretty high too! :0)
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Hilarious – I think I use to be a cat because I’m far too distaining and complaining to have ever been a dog.
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Umm, then I may have been both…? ;0)
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It’s a dogs life. Wish I had one, but alas, I am just a human.
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You wish you had…a life or a dog? Ha ha! I’m pretty sure you have a life, so may I suggest a Tibetan Pomeranian – they are devastatingly cute.
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I often think my cat has no idea how good he has it. Of course, he thinks he doesn’t have it good enough…and he finds ways to communicate that regularly.
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Heh. I love my kitty and she is MUCH less work than a dog. Low-maintenance…that’s how I know I wasn’t a cat. ;0)
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Oh, I agree. Cats are MUCH easier than dogs!
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